shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me
People are too afraid of being sincere. Too afraid of liking the ‘wrong’ things. I know there’s a lot of pressure, but don’t give in. It’s worth it to be able to genuinely enjoy yourself.Authenticity > coolness
One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.